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Friday, February 27, 2009
 When I become a Polygamist, this girl is going to be one of my wives. I'm totally having a testimony. A raging testimony. Will someone please rub it for me?
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Call me crazy. Don't know why I find this so hot. I just do. I want my wife to do hers. Yes, have some. Enjoy. Wednesday, November 12, 2008
 Help me wrap my head around something.I have a ladyfriend who I've known for about 8 years. She's a staunch Republican. She's also bisexual. Over the past couple of days I've been drilling her on her political views and why she voted the way she did. After flying off the handle about how she doesn't have to justify her decision to anyone she finally relented (after I questioned her Republican-ness). And that's when my jaw dropped. I couldn't believe some of the crap I was hearing. While I think it's acceptable to disagree on some key issues (taxing the weathly, etc.), I think it's incredibly unacceptable when it turns hateful. Imagine my surprise when she told me she was against gay marriage. No. I'm not kidding. A bisexual woman is against gays marrying. Can you fucking believe it? And then when I asked how she could be against gays marrying when she was gay herself she responded with "bi isn't gay. There's a difference." Are you fucking kidding me? A homosexual relationship is a homosexual relationship. Period. If you lick pussy, you lick pussy. Not only hateful, but self-hating. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess. I also got to hear the typical Republican Pro-McCain bullshit. "Blacks only voted for Obama because he was black!" And? The Christian Right only voted for McCain because he was a White Republican who blew smoke up their asses about Jesus and Family Values. It's called "playing the political game". And that happens with any election. If McCain was so concerned about getting the black vote, then maybe he should have tried a little harder to get the black vote. One of the last thing she said still makes no sense to me. She's wasn't crazy about Palin. Well that's great. So you voted for a 200-year-old man who could drop dead at any moment and you "weren't crazy" about the person who'd be in charge after his death? I simply don't get it. Oh, and for those of you tired of me rambling on about this shit, here's some nice boobage. Thursday, November 06, 2008
Hate and ignorance are the two things in this world I cannot tolerate. And it seems to me that those two things often go hand-in-hand. Tuesday marked an historic day for this country. And instead of embracing something monumental, we have folks screaming "burn him!" or "he's an Ay-Rab" or "everything was fine until the Democrats screwed it all up" (it's amazing how it's always the other guy's fault). For the first time in a long time I'm proud to be a part of this country. But that doesn't mean I'm not still ashamed of many of my fellow Americans. Although a huge wall was broken down, we still have a long way to go as a Nation. Yesterday a "friend" on Facebook posted an update in which she said she hoped "God is with us now more than ever". When I asked for it's meaning she told me she didn't think it warranted further explanation, but I already knew what she meant. Even though she didn't come out and say it, she meant that an evil Islamic black man was voted into the White House and she was scared. How. Fucking. Pathetic. Needless to say I'm have one less friend in my Facebook contacts. Wednesday, November 05, 2008
 And just like that, Barack Obama wins the Presidency. So I give you all a haiku for old time's sake:Take my thick meat, bitch And give Obama some, too Republican slut. (I know. I'm so fucking eloquent.) Still, on a serious note, today is a GREAT day for this country. One of the best ever. For the first time in a long time I actually feel proud to be an American. Now, let's all see what this kid can do. Monday, November 03, 2008
 For those that care, this is my favorite photograph of Barack Obama. I like him. I think he has amazing potential to fix this fucked up country of ours. I don't expect him to be perfect. In fact, I expect him to make some piss poor mistakes. But I bet he'll learn from them. And I bet he'll surround himself with some wicked smart people to help him do what he sets out to do.Tomorrow morning I will wake up and vote for this man. And although I live in Maryland (which is usually blue) I will still go and stand in silent solidarity with others who are doing the same thing: voting for the right person. The best person for the job. That person isn't McCain. And it definitely isn't the twit he picked to be his running mate. Male or female, Palin is an embarrassment (although I would totally hit it--hard--to punish her for being such a naughty Governor). But I digress. I look forward to tomorrow. Both for the Election outcome and for Election Day Sex with Christina. Whether it's Angry Election Day Sex or Sweet Election Day Sex will depend on the results. If it's the former, I'm dressing Christina up like Sarah Palin before we start because Sarah Palin deserves to be punished. If it's the latter, I'll request she scream out "Fuck me Mr. President!" the entire time. Monday, April 07, 2008
 Friday night's season premiere of Battlestar Galactica might have been the best television I've seen in the past year and was totally worth the wait (it's been over a frakkin' year since the show last aired). It was an hour of sheer bliss to able to watch those characters in action again. Such good story. Amazing dialog. And it was nice to see that no matter what situation Gaius Baltar finds himself in, he always gets laid. Very laid. Sometimes I wish I could be that character's penis for a day. But then I snap out of it and realize that I'm no slouch compared to that guy.It just so happens that about 20 minutes after Galactica went off the air that night, my wife arrived home with our good friend K. She had flown out from the mid-west for a little R&R with her favorite married couple and we made the trip worth her while. We all relaxed, ate good food, got a little lit, and had a lot of great sex. (Note: Getting a king-sized bed was one of the most brilliant ideas my wife and I have ever had.) Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Yawn. (Wink. Wink.) I'm back. I think. Not sure for how long, though. Never can seem to make this page a priority anymore. It's not from a lack of things to write about, it's mainly because I'm uninspired. And busy. And lazy. And let's be honest, it's time better spent masturbating, right? Also, since so much time has passed between blogs it's somewhat overwhelming to think how much I might need to write if I need to reference something. A simple entry could take hours instead of minutes. Again, cutting into masturbation time. Or sex time. Seriously. Then again, I don't want to continue to incur the wrath of those few faithful folks who get incredibly pissed off every time they visit to find nothing new. I can imagine how much that might suck. If WWTDD.COM (one of my all-time favorite sites) suddenly stopped updating, I'd be upset. In fact, here's an email from March 10th that read: Your failure to update Frankenblog has raised my ire and the ire of those around me. Ire, I said. ~Demonwiener So let's see what I can muster up. Eh? Until then, here's a fabulous picture of my wife's gorgeous new breasts. After all, I did promise. Friday, August 31, 2007
 Not a posting about breasts, pregnant women, breast feeding or the like.I just learned that my favorite band has just been signed to a record label. The Upwelling will release their debut CD on Edmund Records--through a partnership with Doghouse Records and Warner Bros.--and are shooting for a release sometime in 2008. Not only am I psyched that there will be new music, but I couldn't be happier for the band. So I'd like to say congratulations to Josh, Ari, Conor and Lee. May the next year bring lots of radio play, many TV appearances, and critical acclaim. You guys deserve it. (Photo by Ebru Yildiz) Labels: Doghouse Records, Ebru Yildiz, Edmund Records, The Upwelling Tuesday, August 28, 2007
I am a Maieusiophiliac. "What?" you say? Read on.  A few weeks ago friend Dan and I were having one of our normal geeked-out conversations about whatever when the topic of Jessica Beal's ass came up. We had recently seen a trailer in front of the new Transformers movie that she was in--an Adam Sandler/Kevin James comedy I've already written off--showing her backside in nothing but a pair of panties. And yeah, she's got a hot body. No doubt."Doesn't she have the most incredible body you've ever seen?" he asked. "You have to admit she has the best body you've ever seen." But something in me just couldn't commit. Yes, her body is great, but it's hard for me to choose just one that's the best. I certainly find hers arousing, but I also find Carla Gugino or even Anna Nicole Smith to be just as desirable. It depends on my mood. (I'd also like to go on record and say my wife has a hot body, too. Er...was I supposed to post some more pictures or something?) "Um. I think she's hot. I'd totally hit it." I said. But I can't just make a blanket statement and say she has the hottest body."  "OK. Who would you do then?" he continued, "Jessica Beal or Salma Hayek?" And I don't mean Salma Hayek now while she's all big and pregnant, I mean Salma Hay--".And then I cut him off. "Dude. I think Salma Hayek NOW is hotter than hot." I admitted. (I don't think Dan was prepared for the answer to his next question.) "Fine. Salma Hayek pregnant or Salma Hayek not pregnant?" "Uh...Salma Hayek pregnant" I said. "Dude, you've got problems." he said, and that was the end of it.  So yeah. The cat's out of the bag. I have a pregnancy fetish.Maieusiophilia (according to Wikipedia) is one form of Pregnancy Fetishism and specifically refers to an attraction to or arousal by others being or appearing pregnant. It also coincides with an affection for lactation. I would say a perfect description of myself. Ever since I was little I was obsessed with pregnancy. Not so much the baby aspect of it, but the changes a woman's body would go through while a baby gestated. Rapid weight gain. Breast expansion. A huge belly. A beautiful, round, big belly. Needless to say I was more nuts about my wife when she was pregnant. I even have nude photos of her at 9 months, ready to pop. One hangs on my bedroom wall. And yes, I LOVED when her breasts filled with milk. While I didn't breastfeed as much as the babies, I totally got my fair share. Breastmilk (my wife's of course)=delicious. Now, is this fetish all-encompassing and all-consuming? Of course not. I love women of all shapes and sizes. Period. But I'd be lying if I wasn't a bit more drawn to those sexy mommies-to-be (and my God is there a hot blonde who kid goes to my daughter's school). For those of you wanting to see a little more pregnant hotness, check out these photos of the gorgeous Peta Todd. And for good measure here's a few pics of actress Maggie Gyllenhaal breastfeeding somewhere in NYC. Labels: breast feeding, Jessica Biel's ass, lactation, Maggie Gyllenhaal, maieusiophilia, Maieusiophiliac, Peta Todd, pregnancy fetish, sexy mommies Thursday, July 12, 2007
 George Lucas is mocking us.Lord, how I hate the Man. The Defiler. The Destroyer of Dreams. The man with a neck that may just grow bigger than the man himself and try to take over the world. I went to view this teaser footage from the set of Indy 4 and had to rewind and watch it again just to see Lucas, Spielberg, and Ford hamming it up. But then I noticed something that made my jaw drop: Lucas' t-shirt.  And here's a clearer picture:So let me get this straight. The guy that came out and said (repeatedly) that it was never intended for Han to shoot Greedo first in the original Star Wars movie is now proudly wearing a t-shirt that says the exact opposite?!? Fuck you, George. Fuck you. Labels: George Lucas is a tool, George Lucas is an asshole, George Lucas sucks, Han Shoots First, Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones, Stephen Spielberg Thursday, June 07, 2007
 Did I neglect to mention that today was the day Christina went to visit The Boob Fairy? Of course I did. That's so like me.  I am happy to report that everything went perfectly and my wife is now made out of breasts. Me likey. Perhaps a little bigger than she was intending. But so what? Better a little big than a little small, right? Pictured above is Christina around 11PM. Loopy. Tired. More info and more pictures (!!!!) later. Wednesday, June 06, 2007
 Hooray for Boobies 2007!I'll get right to the point. My wonderful wife has treated herself to new boobs. Something she's considered and researched for a very long time now. I am quite excited of course. But not as excited as she. And since this site is all about the boobies, she's given her consent to have the whole thing chronicled on Frankenblog. This means I'll be posting pictures periodically. Before/after type of stuff. My goal is to be informative while still showing gratuitous nudity. Since there isn't one plastic surgery site out there that shows recovery photos over a period of time longer than 3 months, I intend to take us to at least a year after surgery (by this time the implants will have settled and the scarring around her areolae will have faded). Thumbgirl is Janine Lindemulder. Thursday, May 31, 2007
There. That should do it. Been gone for a tad. Longer than a tad. Whatever. I haven't posted anything. Not even the obligatory nude shot. There are many reasons behind the hiatus. But mostly it's because I'm terribly lazy. Writing something (anything) is really hard. It might be the hardest thing ever for me. I just don't have the patience or the discipline. Nor the time. Still, here I am. Despite all of the writing dread and the progress the wonderful folks at Blogger have been making these past several months (not). You may notice that while many links are working, many are not. Especially old pictures used in older posts. They're gone. Gone forever. Not coming back. Again, I don't have the time or patience. So from this point on, ever forward. I was recently told by a few people that they wish I'd post more. That I was a "good writer". This flattered of course. But it's also served to motivate me a little. I give thanks to those that encouraged. That being said, I have several things I'd like to talk about. Mostly about boobs, getting laid, my penis, and the occasional band (one in particular that I have neglected big time). And so... |
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