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Friday, May 30, 2003
I leave you all with 57 pages of nude bliss. 
Lots of different ladies in LOTS of different poses. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. Another gallery for my Wife's viewing pleasure... 
Sweetheart. I give you Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. Mmmmm. Click the photo for three galleries. No nudes, but lots of see through stuff and damn, what a body. (I'm gettin' some tonight). Ooooo and Ahhhhh. Gotta go. My basement's flooded. Tuesday, May 27, 2003
Veronica Zemanova anyone? LOVE those suspenders. You may also want to check out THIS GIRL simply because she's got a rack that just will not quit. Friday, May 23, 2003
I've come to realize there are few things in this world that come close to or are better than two girls snogging each other silly. If you're as much a fan of this as I am, then please click the picture above to visit a gallery full of girls kissing girls. I think I need to go hang out in the Czech Republic for a bit. Check THIS hottie out. Thursday, May 22, 2003
How about a Christy Canyon/Nikki Dial pictorial? Admit it...you all LOVE me. Spank it! SPANK IT! CLICK HERE. Have fun! 
It's really hard to believe that I stood in front of this beauty while at a fucking Comic Book Convention in Baltimore last year. Although I had no idea who she was at the time, the sign at her table declaring her to be a Playboy Model was adequate enough to get my attention. Eddie was with me, but he had run off to go get a few of his 'Powers' comics signed by Michael Avon Oeming. I however was pacing and wondering HOW I could actually go up and say hello to the Playboy Girl without seeming like a drooling idiot. Needless to say I didn't say a word or even approach her. In fact, no one did, so perhaps everyone was sort of feeling like I felt. Besides, what the FUCK are you going to talk to a Playboy model about at a ComicCon? "Hey there. So. Uh. Do you read 'X-Men'? 'Sandman'? Sorry, but that just doesn't work. So feast your eyes on Ms. Tiffany Taylor and drool a little while at work/home/coffee shop/whatever. Wednesday, May 21, 2003
I never thought I'd EVER see twin sisters make out in a shower. Drool is still spilling out of my mouth. Will be renting 'Cruel Intentions 2' just as soon as I get off work... Tuesday, May 20, 2003
Nice boobies. For my wife.....and everyone else, too! 
Enjoy! Yes, 'Matrix Reloaded' ruled, despite crappy reviews from Ain't It Cool News and Dark Horizons. Strange. I read the reviews BEFORE seeing the movie and afterwards was left wondering if they had seen the same one I had. Although I may be a drooling fanboy, I can still recognize when it becomes a problem to be just that. I think this problem starts when you begin to obsess about an upcoming movie and speculate about what's going to happen in it to the point where you ultimately see a movie that could never live up to your "vision" of it. That my friends is completely sad and it totally ruins anything. I saw a movie that was as good if not better than the first. Whereas the first introduced us to some new concepts and visuals, the second was more story and character driven. We'd already been shown the world of the Matrix, now it was time to really tell a story in it. It fucking ruled. My favorite scene was between Neo and a new character known as "The Architect" in which we learn a great deal about the workings of the Matrix and what may ultimately come to pass. Good shit. Read on: 
The Architect Hello, Neo. Neo Who are you? The Architect I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant. Neo Why am I here? The Architect Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here. Neo You haven't answered my question. The Architect Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others. *The responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: Others? What others? How many? Answer me!'* The Architect The matrix is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the sixth version. *Again, the responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: Five versions? Three? I've been lied too. This is bullshit.* Neo There are only two possible explanations: either no one told me, or no one knows. The Architect Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly's systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations. *Once again, the responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: You can't control me! Fuck you! I'm going to kill you! You can't make me do anything!* Neo Choice. The problem is choice. The Architect The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother. Neo The Oracle. The Architect Please. As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster. Neo This is about Zion. The Architect You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated. Neo Bullshit. *The responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: Bullshit!* The Architect Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it. The Architect The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix, which coupled with the extermination of Zion will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race. Neo You won't let it happen, you can't. You need human beings to survive. The Architect There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every human being in this world. *The Architect presses a button on a pen that he is holding, and images of people from all over the matrix appear on the monitors* The Architect It is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were by design based on a similar predication, a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the one. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis-a-vis, love. *Images of Trinity fighting the agent from Neo’s dream appear on the monitors* Neo Trinity. The Architect Apropos, she entered the matrix to save your life at the cost of her own. Neo No! The Architect Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning, and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the source, and the salvation of Zion. The door to the left leads back to the matrix, to her, and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you're going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic, and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple, and obvious truth: she is going to die, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it. *Neo walks to the door on his left* The Architect Humph. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness. Neo If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again. The Architect We won't. Thursday, May 08, 2003
Oh my... Speaking of genius... This may be the best thing I have ever seen and I'd love to shake the hand of the person responsible. Be sure to click a lot and explore your options! Cool. Genius! George Clooney as Reed Richards, aka "Mr. Fantastic" in the movie version of 'The Fantastic Four'? Sold! Also, it looks as if a few of the links I've posted in the last few days that lead to nekkid chicks or lesbians aren't working. That's because the pages they were linked to have been removed. Unfortunately, you've gotta be quick to look at the nekkid chicks. See? That rhymes! Yeah. I know. That was pretty lame. Wednesday, May 07, 2003
WIDESCREEN vs. FULLSCREEN "I really don't like the black bars. They cut off half the picture." If you're one of the masses that agrees with this statement, then please click over to another site. You have no business being here. I hate you, your family, your pets, everyone you associate with. Seriously, you suck. I cannot tell you how sick I am of overhearing statements like this while I'm out shopping for flicks on DVD. The average consumer can't wrap his or her head around a very simple fact when it comes to feature films: Almost 100% of them are shot on film that does not conform to the ratio of a regular television screen. Fucking idiots. What do they think? That the big, wide movie screen in the theatres is the same size as their TV? Of course there's going to be some bars at the top and the bottom. They have to fill in the blank space! I remember working for Suncoast several years ago when the Star Wars Special Editions were being released on VHS. Customers who came in had the option to pre-order a Widescreen or Fullscreen version of the film. I made it my mission to get as many people to order the Widescreen versions of the films. I had a cheat sheet illustrating the differences between the two formats and why Widescreen was better. "See? Here's that scene you and I know really well. Here's where Luke is looking for R2 with 3P0 and he spots a group of Sandpeople. He says "I don't see any...wait...there's one" meaning he sees one of the Sandpeople. The thing is, because of the "Panning and Scanning", we don't." "Oh." Some would say. "I understand. Sign me up for the Widescreen version." It was actually rather cool enlightening folks. Still, there were some that just DIDN'T FUCKING GET IT. I told them all they weren't true fans and that they needed to get over their phobias of black bars. The funny thing is that more than 80% of our pre-orders were for Widescreen versions of the films. Cool, huh? I used to not have a problem with a Fullscreen format being available on DVD because when DVD was first introduced (by Warner Bros.), most movies came with the Widescreen AND Fullscreen versions on ONE DISC. Cool. Everyone's happy. The main thing was, ALL were available in Widesceen. Period. But now. Now we have the worst possible problem: Both formats being marketed to consumers in TWO DIFFERENT PACKAGES. Look! 'Spider-Man' in Widescreen and Fullscreen! Awesome! NO! Why the fuck is ANYONE wasting time formatting a Fullscreen version of a film for DVD? DVD was made for movie lovers, not high-maintenance consumers who can't handle the black bars! There shouldn't be a CHOICE for consumers. It should come out one way. The right way. The original way. Fuck the masses. I hate Pan & Scanners. Fullscreen is just another way the white man is keeping the black man down. Don't believe me? Go watch 'Ghostbusters' in both formats and pay attention during the final battle with Zuel. Want to take a guess who's cut off in the Fullscreen version? Right. Winston. The black guy. For more information or to join the Widescreen cause, please visit the Letterbox and Widescreen Advocacy Page. And now I'll leave you with a visual example that helps illustrate why Fullscreen sucks cock, taken from 'The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring'. Widescreen: 
Fullscreen: 
Good night. Monday, May 05, 2003
CLICK ME for some Aria G. galleries. Friday, May 02, 2003
Who is this absolute beauty? Kyla Cole! Thursday, May 01, 2003
I LOVE LESBIANS! Please enjoy these 5 pages of girl-on-girl bliss. 
This has to be a joke. "President" Bush couldn't co-pilot a lawnmower, much less an aircraft. My favorite part of the article has to be that they are going to equip the "President" with an air-sickness bag, but that with Bush's "previous flight experience" he should "do just fine" considering he served in the Texas Air National Guard. Doesn't anyone realize that he NEVER SERVED with the Texas Air National Guard AT ALL? Shit. The Texas Air National Guard has no record of him even reporting for duty! Special thanks to Big Daddy George, Sr. for fixing it so his son could avoid the draft. Christ. What an asshole. Doesn't it burn anyone, Civilian or Military, that W is a disgrace to the uniform? 
Been wondering about what's going to happen next now that the war in Iraq is "over" (and still not bearing any fruit from it's pretense: Weapons Of Mass Destruction). Hmmm...what country can we go after now. Let's see...eenie, meenie, miney, moe... 
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