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Monday, July 14, 2003

Raymond Frankenberg, my father, passed away not an hour ago at the age of 70 (just shy of 71).

I am left thinking of everyone who will now miss out on knowing one of the most kind, jovial, and strong individuals that I have ever had the priveledge of knowing. A man I was always in awe of and who I always aspired to be in many ways. A man I always thought was indestructible and tough as nails, yet gentle and good-natured.

Pop, I was damn proud to have been one of yours and always will be. I will miss you more than I could ever articulate or express. And I know you know how much I love you.

Thanks for giving me life and teaching me so much. Thank you for conversations about the nature of the universe over bowls of cigarettes and coffee. Thanks for passing on that bit of genetic coding that enables me to be able to fix things or work things without reading a manual. Thank you for a love of all things Mozart. Thank you for showing me how important family is. Thank you for loving Andrew and accepting him along with Christina. Thank you for being there the moments that Ezri and Kaia were born and the moments that came after. Thank you for so much that I can't even think of right now because you're gone.

Thank you for everything.

You were a great father, a great friend, and a great man.

Godspeed, Pop.


Friday, July 11, 2003

LUBA LUBA LUBA!!!

If you're into natural beauty (as I am) then you'll agree that Luba is a fucking knockout. Hotter than hot and very curvy for such a slender gal. And those lips...(insert orgasmic noise here).

Anyway, she's not your typical nude model. In fact, she's married to some guy who's a "famous" photographer (not really) and he does nothing but take pictures of her running through the forest or swimming or bending over or with other women or any other way he can think of.

Fucking asshole. Who the hell does he think he is?!? Who gets to make a living taking nude pictures of his wife or his wife with other chicks?!?

Who?!?

What a dick.

The jerk's name is Petter Hegre (I don't know, it's French or something).

He's the author of a few books of photography and of course has a website featuring things about him, pics of his wife, other nude models and things to purchase (fucking jerk). His newest book, simply called "Luba", is now available at Amazon for a mere $35 (click on the book cover below for a direct link to purchase). Totally on my list of things to buy as it has an amazing 225 full color photos of a woman I'd give my left nut to have sex with. Pure "chicken choking" material.



However, if you're cheap or can't wait for the book I thought I'd provide links to a few online galleries featuring the gorgeous Luba. There are hundreds of pictures there, so please take your time, get out your tissues, and enjoy...



Update 7/23/2003: Wow. Had NO IDEA that Luba had a twin sister. Unreal. Click HERE for an amazing gallery featuring both of them.




Long time, no see.

Yeah. I know. It's been forever and a day since I last posted and I'd like to be able to go into why, but I can't.

The thing is, what's been going on sucks so bad that it would take away from the fun and light-hearted nature of this site. To write about it would be nothing more than a depressing blues jam. It'd bring everyone down. Seriously.

But this is not me saying that I will never write about what's been ailing me. I'm just sure that I won't write about it here.

I think.

We'll see...


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