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Monday, January 26, 2004
Weekend Recap: Friday, January 23rd, 2004 Ladies! Men are simple creatures that are easy to please so you don't need a fucking self help book by Dr. Laura to tell you how to keep your man happy and interested. I can sum it up for all of you out there if you guys are willing to listen. Ready? 4 simple steps to keeping your man happy: 1) Let him sleep in 2) Tell him how big his schlong is as often as possible 3) Keep him well-fed 4) Give him LOTS and LOTS of good sex (yes, this includes blowjobs, anal sex, threesomes, role-play, whatever) Pretty easy, right? Well then why do so many of you get it so wrong? Anyway, my awesome wife (who gives me plenty of 1, 2, 3 AND 4 especially), took me to McDoogals to celebrate my 31st birthday two days early. Needless to say I had a wonderful time. Two of Christina’s co-workers tagged along as well: The Roberts Sisters (Angie and her Mom, Debbie), and yes, both of them are hot. My wife, Debbie and I took in the scenery while Angie pretty much flirted with anyone or anything that had a pulse. It was a sight to behold. She exuded this open sexuality that pretty much screamed “Here I am! Come squeeze me somewhere!” and so they did. She practically could have hopped up on the bar and started stripping and probably would have if security had allowed it. In fact, she was drawing attention away from the other girls. I should also mention that Angie has the hots for my wife. Yeah. Still, I wasn’t jealous as she went so far as to suck and nibble on my ears a few times. Between that and my wife grinding gently on my lap, I started getting a mean stiffy. I was loving the attention. I half expected Angie would be coming home with the wife and I, but alas, Angie and her mom split. Then the wife took me home, put on a crotchless full body stocking, and shagged me rotten. A perfect evening in my book. Friday, January 23, 2004
I, Asshole In an article from the most recent 'Entertainment Weekly', this moron (Alex Proyas) has the gall to say that the brilliant CGI creation Gollum (from the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy) is a "pretty cartoony character" and that he hopes his CGI robots from his new movie, 'I, Robot', based LOOSELY on the Asimov novel of the same name, "will be a step beyond that in terms of reality". He even thinks he has the requisite skills to rewrite Asimov! 
[Proyas] I mean, just WHO does this ASSHOLE think he is? Gollum is one of the most amazing characters ever brought to life on the Silver Screen! Hey Alex, here's a newflash for you: your movie won't even come close to generating the numbers that 'Rings' did, so shut the fuck up. And for the record, 'The Crow: City of Angels' really sucked. And who the fuck ARE YOU to rewrite Asimov? To think I actually liked 'Dark City'... Thursday, January 22, 2004
Anonimity... One of the things I like best about blogging is the fact that I feel free to be who I am and say what I want to say without really having to explain myself. This is me, take it or leave it. I've also done everything except post my mailing address (which would be easy to find, if someone took the time). Anyway, I've never hidden who I am. Folks I work with know about this site. Folks I'm related to know about this site. Friends of mine know about this site. This is the problem. More often than not I'm holding back. I don't have the freedom to really say EVERYTHING I'd like for fear of pissing anyone off. I'm reminded of an old 'Millennium' episode where a character named Jose Chung (who was carried over from the X-Files) was narrating about his experiences of being a writer. In it he said that he had written about all of his friends in some story and that when they read that story, he didn't have any friends left to him. They'd all split, pissed off and hurt about what he had written. This is what I'd like to avoid, although it's hard because what I'd really LOVE to do is bitch to high heaven about work-related things, or about private sex related things, or about family issues, etc. I mean, I'd just love to go off about something that happened at work today that at first seemed like no biggie but then stewed into "Well, how dare this person do that?! This person would have had a fucking COW if I had done the same thing!". I'd go into more sex-stuff, which isn't as sacred/private to me as it is to my wife, who I have to respect no matter what. It's her sex-stuff, too, after all. As it should be. But alas, I can't. In short, I'm thinking of shutting down Frankenblog or letting loose with the freaky shit. Letting loose with the work-related stresses. Letting loose all over my sister's big, beautiful, round...er...um...right. That or creating an all-new site that none of you fuckers will know about. On another note I'd like to thank Killbunnie23 for her email telling me how much she enjoyed MY site. She really IS gorgeous and ultra-nice and even digs The OC which makes her awesome. Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Leticia McKenzie's blog might just be the best blog I read (100% sincere). It's ultra-smart and kicks ass. Check her out as she writes about politics, what video games she likes the best, how she loves to masturbate atop her brother's copy of 'Scientific American'... Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Currently very intrigued by what I'm hearing about a little sci-fi film called 'PRIMER'. It's apparently getting good reviews at Sundance and was made for a mere $7000. No big name actors are in it, but don't let that freak you out. It's no 'Blair Suck Project'. Everything about the flick sounds cool and more intelligent than most of the shit that comes pouring out of Hollywood these days (has anyone seen those great pics of Halle Berry as Catwoman? Can you say "What the fuck was she thinking?"). Many are saying the movie makes you think and that even after it's over, you're still left trying to figure out what you just watched. There are few spoilers out there in Internet Land, but I'll leave that to whoever wants to go looking for it. Suffice to say what I'm reading about sounds wonderful. 
Hope it gets picked up and given a wider release as this MD boy won't be visiting CA anytime soon. So I haven't watched 'The L Word' yet. Taped it. Decided to get laid instead (good call and quite "sassisfying". Thanks, love!) and then watched 'American Wedding' with my sex recipient. Quite funny for a flick that started off a little slow and felt a tad forced. However, the movie should have been titled 'Stiffler's Movie' since he was in every fucking scene. Not that I'm complaining. This past weekend I found myself in NJ with the wife and two out of three children visiting my mum and eating a lot. There's this Thai place up River Road (near the GW Bridge) that rocks the house and makes a mean Gang Ped. I slept a lot, too.  And speaking of NJ, Leticia McKenzie's blog pointed me to KILLBUNNIE 23. Although I'm not normally attracted to women in bunny suits (of any kind), I think I can make an exception here. I think she's gorgeous in a slightly dirty-girl sort of way. Check out the picture (Right). Nice.
Her website even has some sexy semi-nude pics as well. And did I mention that she is a teenage dominatrix? [Correction 01/22/04: Not a teenage dominatrix anymore, like that REALLY matters. After all, she's baring boobies on her website!] Seems that the last 4 weeks have brought a slew of ladies-talking-about-sex-n-stuff blogs. I for one am quite pleased to see this. It's about goddamn time. Even the blogs I don't quite get I still read with gusto, hoping that one day my female side will have grown enough to understand (yeah, right). Some of it is actually rather enlightening and it's nice to see things from a girl's perspective. Refreshing. Check out the links to the left for more. And before I sign off, here's a photo of the prototype costume for Marvin the Depressed Robot from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' movie currently in production. Courtesy of the talented folks at Jim Henson's Workshop. 
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet..." Later! Tuesday, January 13, 2004
 
And within moments of seeing an ad in 'Entertainment Weekly' I'm rather turgid about a new TV show called 'The L Word' that I can only describe (having never even seen a scene) as 'Sex In The City' with lots more lesbians. Starring Jennifer Beals and Mia Kirshner (hot and hot), I'm sure I'm going to be glued to the TV. Sure, it may (and probably will) REALLY suck, but I'm there for the chicks, man. I'm there for the possibility of gratuitous nudity! I'm there to see women snog each other silly while I yank my man over a large beachtowel so I don't have to worry about where "it" goes! Yeah! 
[ABOVE: The yummy Mia Kirshner] Sunday, January 11, 2004
And today (I am happy to say) is my 1 Year "Noniversary". I think I can officially stop counting the days now and just get on with it. I am a non-smoker, and that is that. Thursday, January 08, 2004
[From L to R: Mischa, Rachel, and Samaire (hotties)] I still maintain that 'The O.C.' is the best damn thing on television and I'll be the first one buying Season 1 on DVD when it's released. Oh yeah. Happy New Year. More 'Eddie's Wedding' coming up sometime in the future, along with more disturbed ramblings. Stay tuned... |
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