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Tuesday, March 23, 2004
I would go gay for Vin Diesel I am here today to admit (to the 5 people who visit this site with any great regularity) that I have a Vin Diesel man-crush. I’m not exactly sure when my infatuation with him started. He just caught my eye in whatever movie he was in that I was watching. Could have been ‘Boiler Room’ for all I know, but I think it was ‘The Fast and the Furious’ that made me fall hard for him. By the time ‘XXX’ came out I was screaming “VIN! I want you to slap me all over with your turgid man-meat!”—or something to that effect. Not sure if this really makes me gay at all. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. OK...maybe it makes me a little gay. 
I can’t help it. He’s HOT! Sure, he isn’t super smart or anything, but man, he can lift you up by your ass to make out with you. Shit…who the hell DIDN’T want to be Michelle Rodriguez (so incredibly FUCKING HOT) in ‘The Fast and Furious’? Just thinking about that scene gives me chills. That bald head. The sweat. The grease and oil all over the place…oooooo. 
And soon I’ll get to see him in all his Riddick’ed-out glory in 'The Chronicles of Riddick’ which hits theatres shortly. It’s a continuation of ‘Pitch Black’, which was actually pretty DAMN good if you ask me. Riddick is one bad-ass motherfucker. He’s an escaped convict and murderer who has a very slight good side. Perhaps that’s where the appeal is: he was in jail. Maybe I just want to be Riddick’s bunk bitch where he protects me in the joint in exchange for “favors”. Goddamn that sounds hot for some reason.  
WTF?! No it doesn’t! What the fuck am I saying?! Dammit. Nevermind. Can't fight this feeling. 
I LOVE YOU, VIN! Christy Canyon has two of the most amazing breasts that I've ever seen. Enjoy! 
Friday, March 19, 2004
OK. THIS and THIS just about made me piss myself. Brought to you by those 'South Park' boys Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Warning: Not for the easily offended. Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Be afraid. Be very afraid. 
I am the most non-homophobic guy I know. It takes all kinds, right? WRONG. THIS is just plain frightening. You've been warned. PS: This picture made me laugh for a while. Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Trying to buy a house. Pulled out of contract today because roof sucked and needed fixing. Too much hassle and the seller was the anti-whatever from hell. But still pure fuckedupedness. It's trying. You get all excited about a new pad and then BAM! Home inspection woes that turn up the dead ex-wives of one of the owners. Why does it have to be so hard? "Here's a house I'm selling. Check it out. It's all fixed and new. Here's my price. Buy it?" "Here, sir! Here's my hard earned money and you are a trustworthy gent! Thank you for selling me this fine house I have had no issues with!" "You are welcome. Now come swing with the wife and I." Or something like that. Right. And speaking of things being trying. THAT GUY is on my shit and I want him to just go away. Friday, March 05, 2004
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