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Monday, August 30, 2004
No longer on the back of a milk carton! So there I was. Saturday night. On the couch relaxing at the end of a very long day that was spent outside in the ridiculous heat. Belly full of awesome dinner (which I cooked). A very cold and smooth Oatmeal Stout in my hand. My wife right next to me, relaxing just as hard as I was and drinking some of the Pinot I had picked up earlier. Sitting on the floor in front of us was the foxy and quite delicious-smelling L, our guest for the evening. We sat and watched whatever was going on with the Olympics. Diving. All three of us drinking and talking. Making fun of L for her love of John Bon Jovi even though she really doesn't like him. We laughed a lot. Occasionally making fun of a diver for having large ears or screaming out "Cannonball!" as they started their dive. Then after a few bold words and gestures on L's part, the television was turned off, and the three of us climbed into a very comfortable bed where we barely talked at all... Thursday, August 12, 2004
What the fuck, George? 
So let me get this straight. It's ok for you to bury the original Star Wars Trilogy and push the Special Editions, but it's not ok for the old 'Three Stooges' movies to be colorized for DVD release? What exactly was said? Click HERE for the article. nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'? "From across the void comes Stovokor. Five valiant metal warriors marooned on an insignificant and undeserving planetoid. Armed with a metal forged in the lava of Kri'stak and tempered by the blood of a proud warrior race".  Yup. A Klingon death metal band. As much as I think this is kinda cool, it may be a sign that the world is coming to a horrible end. Stovokor will be featured in 'Trekkies 2' (on DVD August 31st!) along with a few other Star Trek related bands. If you'd like to hear Stovokor, simply right click on the links below to download some MP3 goodness. 
I will forever maintain that women should have "a little extra jiggle when they wiggle" if you get my meaning. Skinny girls are fine. I have nothing against a girl with a tight bod. Sometimes I dig it as long as it doesn't go into the realm of having Ahnold muscles. However, I tend to like a woman with some more meat on her. To quote Spinal Tap: "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin." I couldn't agree more. So with that in mind I present Gigi. 
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Think THIS CHICK will haggle? As everyone that visits this site on a regular basis knows by now, I am a lover of all things "Tits". I love all different shapes, sizes, and colors, with or without piercing. And I LOVE lactating breasts. I couldn't tell you why milk producing boobs do it for me, but it could have something to do with the fact that there's a snack RIGHT THERE when you're getting busy with the wife. Or if you're just thirsty.  But this really isn't about my milky breast fetish. This is about a Starbucks employee right here in Silver Spring, Maryland who went up to a woman breastfeeding her 15-month old in the cafe and telling her to "cover up" or "go in the ladies room" to finish because it was making other customers uncomfortable. Now, if I were this woman, I would have bitch slapped that employee until he or she was bleeding from the goddamned ears. Then I would have whipped out my milk juggs and drowned that fucker until I could hear he/she screaming "ma-ma!" Anyway, she staged a protest with several other breastfeeding mothers and Starbucks did take notice. But it brought up something that made me squirm a little: it's not LEGAL in some states to breastfeed in public! Only 20 states have a law protecting a woman's right to breastfeed in public and Starbucks abides by state law. Ridiculous. We don't need a fucking law. It should just be. You have a baby; you produce milk to feed the baby. Your baby gets hungry; you fucking feed the baby whenever and wherever the baby gets hungry. That's it. That's how it works. Believe it or not, breasts are on a woman for ONE reason and that's to feed a child (should they have one). That's nature. Now the lady in question is trying to get Starbucks to make every single one of it's stores breastfeeding friendly. Something I completely support. Who doesn't want milk with their coffee? You got a problem seeing a women nurse her baby? I don't give a flying fuck. It's YOUR problem, you close-minded moron. Don't you dare turn your nose up at someone doing the right thing for their kid. Instead, go up to a mother nursing in public and say "I think it's awesome that you breastfeed!". And if the woman breastfeeding is pretty hot, you could say this instead: "I think it's really awesome you breastfeed! And hey, nice tits! Can I have some?"  PS: I'd be remiss if I didn't point out THIS SITE that must be run by someone who has more of a milky breast fetish than I do. Lots of 70's bush, too! Enjoy! Monday, August 09, 2004
Watermelon, anyone? Friday, August 06, 2004
And in the "You must be fucking shitting me!" department: 
Thursday, August 05, 2004
A (brief) break from boobies... 
Anyone that isn't following or simply doesn't care what Cassini is doing is really missing out. Yeah, we've visited Saturn (and Jupiter) before. 2 Voyager spacecraft did that in the late 70's/early 80's. We even had a recent trip to Jupiter thanks to Galileo. Still, nothing compares to the images that Cassini is sending back to us as I type this. Almost every day we're treated to new pictures and new information on worlds we'll never see with our own two eyes. Needless to say, what's been sent back so far is nothing short of breathtaking. Check out the Cassini Imaging Diary and Nasa if you're interested...which you SHOULD be, because it's fucking cool. 
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
This girl totally gets me all turgid. Natural bod, pierced nether-region, a little trashy. Four galleries for your viewing enjoyment! 1--2--3--4 
Totally would have gone to see 'Catwoman' if THIS brilliant idea was used. I knew there was a reason I still liked Sharon Stone. 
Monday, August 02, 2004
So tonight I sit and type this and realize it's been a good week since I've posted anything. Why, you ask? Because I've been preoccupied with things. Things way more important than sitting down to blurb about tits and what have you. Have been working my butt off at works and at home. Making love lots. Shit. Would I rather get laid or write about getting laid? Hmmmm. Let me think. Saw 'The Village' on Friday night and loved it. I may have been one of the only one's who loved it. The rest of the theatre had apparently come to see 'Jeepers Creepers 12" and were really upset. Enough to "boo" at the screen over and over again. They just didn't get it. The movie rocked. And Bryce Dallas Howard is amazing and beautiful. 
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