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Wednesday, November 24, 2004
It's stuff like this that sends chills down my spine (the bad kind of chills). Can't anyone see what's happening here? 
Friday, November 19, 2004
Man how I wish I had another 10 hours per day to do things. I barely have enough time to watch a flick, let alone post on a blog. Plus there's all that time I'm fucking the wife (TIME WELL SPENT) and searching for internet porn. I haven't even gone out to do anything in weeks because of how fucking busy I've been. I have three websites to design, 7 pictures to frame, and a casting head shot that needs the that person's hair Photoshopped to look bleach blonde. Fun! Thankfully, it looks like I'll be hitting the town tomorrow night as the lovely and talented (but not sure how) Mary Anne has invited the wife and I out for some group sex. OK. I wish. Some of you have probably met someone named Dynomite! while commenting here. He's always got something wonderfully witty to say. He also has a huge crush on yours truly (then again, who doesn't?). Anyway, he plays bass in a band called To A Science. To be honest, I'm not all that sure about the name. Then again, I dig bands with one word names like Mastodon, Tool, or The Wiggles. 
He's the one on the far left with the wool hat and no eyes. Come to think of it, I've never seen his eyes. Strange. Band name aside, To A Science kicks much ass. So needless to say I am way psyched to be going out with my wife and (the object of my base sexual urges) Mary Anne. I wonder if I could convince her to get a little naked with Christina and then let me join in the fun. If not, Mary Anne does have sisters... Monday, November 08, 2004
Regular visitors to this blog will more than likely remember the Monday, August 30th post that mentioned an evening that Christina and I spent with a girl I can only identify as L. It was a great night. Fun. Relaxed. Satisfying. The only problem is that L has turned out to be a little...er...well...not all there. After a recent phone conversation (if you could call it that), I'm pretty sure that there will be no further adventures between the three of us (not that there was ever a repeat performance). Something I'm not the least bit upset about. Trust me. Still, experiences like these are kind of discouraging. You get involved hoping that you're not going to have a series of one night stands. That you'll actually form a strong friendship with someone that ends up being reciprocated in a variety of different ways, including exclusivity while dating. Regular visitors may also remember a rather arousing story that was sent in by someone named only KB. She told us all about an incident where she pulled over to masturbate and was then caught by a police officer that proceeded to feel her up when invited. KB is a girl we've known for several years. For two of those years, the three of us were an item. And believe me when I tell you it's not a surprise that cop went for it. KB is incredibly buxom. Anyway, if the experience with L has taught us anything, it's that we need to be a bit more careful before jumping into bed with someone else. So I thought (and Christina did give her OK here) it might be fun to make a GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION and post it here. We're in the market for a good friend with fringe benefits (sex, of course) and we think this is as good a place as any to start. Yes. This is totally serious. So in a way I'm announcing a contest of sorts that's open to any and all single women who frequent this site or who have discovered it by accident. If you're looking to do something just a little bit different in your love life or if you're just curious, fill out an application! Let us know a little about you. Now, what would be even better is if I could share this process with my audience. Updates that would give a little bit of info on an applicant or two, perhaps show their pictures, and allow the audience to comment. Kinda like "The Dating Game" where the audience would rate the three suitors. The winner (or maybe winners, we haven't decided) will go out on a date or two with us. And we'll see how things go from there. Thursday, November 04, 2004
'The OC' Returns! 
Yeah. Still pretty depressed about the elections. But now that 'The OC' is back, I can divert my attention elsewhere (besides masterbation of course). I'll be working tonight, but my wonderful wife is going to tape it for me...maybe even sans commercials. True love is what THAT is. The show ended with a big ass cliffhanger where David Duchovney and Martin Mull were in a car and then there were aliens and several explosions and then Marissa had a few drinks and Summer went "Eww! I slept with Cohen!" and some guy named Ryan hit someone and Melinda Clarke (I'm going to drool now) is someone's mom and then Godzilla attacks and all hell breaks loose. Or something like that. Maybe.  
If you missed the first season, it was recently released on DVD. Check it out if you've got a few. 
Here's some nekkidness for today. Implants=shmimplants! I'd give a whole testicle to have a night of Veronica Zeminova. And methinks Michael Moore is up to something... Wednesday, November 03, 2004
So that, as they say, is that. America (read: around 51% of America) has spoken. Look for an attempt (or a victory) in overturning Roe vs. Wade. Look for Bush to close 20% of the military bases in the US. Look for more world bullying. Look for a draft in 2005. No stem cell research. No tolerance for same-sex marriage (which means no lesbians!). More Hummers! Higher gas prices! Dogs and cats living together! Thanks everyone. 
Dayum! I luvs me sum nekkid wimmins! 
I am all about Koika nowadays. Hotter than fucking hot. Maybe even as hot as Luba. Here are several galleries: Koika Gallery 1 | Koika Gallery 2 Koika Gallery 3 | Koika Gallery 4 | Koika Gallery 5 Koika Gallery 6 | Koika Gallery 7 Tuesday, November 02, 2004
OK. Right. You all know what today is. 
It’s an important day. A day when we, as a country, will pick who’s going to lead and represent US for the next four years. A day where (ideally) we should be picking the right person for the job. This decision should never be based on party affiliation. Democrat, Republican, Independent, Green. Doesn’t matter. Not one single bit. Today George W. Bush runs for reelection and to date I can’t think of one positive thing to say about him either as a person or a president. I keep racking my brain trying to come up with ONE THING that made me go “he’s not so bad” or “good move”. NOT ONE SINGLE THING COMES TO MIND. I can, however, think of several really bad things. Most of which everyone has heard about. The fact that he lied about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. The fact that he never served in the Texas Air National Guard. The fact that he tried to make it a Constitutional Amendment to ban same-sex marriages. The fact that he has sent over 1000 troops to an unfair and untimely death—not to mention countless wounded--for “nothing” (oil). The fact that we have all this "nothing" (oil) and I'm now paying $2 a gallon at the gas station (and that's for REGULAR grade). The fact that he’s not pursuing Osama bin Laden who did, seriously, kill several thousand Americans. The fact that he can’t read. The fact that he isn’t articulate. The fact that he (and the entire Bush clan) have sold themselves (and this country) to the Saudis, who had 13 of their people on those planes that hit the towers on September 11th, 2001. The fact that because of September 11th and the seizure of Afghanistan, the Bush clan (and partners) were able to build that natural gas pipeline that they always wanted through the middle east. The fact that Bush has alienated/insulted most foreign countries because they would not participate in his private war in Iraq. The fact that the man who has control over countless atomic bombs, pronounces “NUCLEAR” noo-kyu-ler. The fact that he wants to appoint judges to overturn Roe vs. Wade. The fact that unemployment is at an all-time low. Man. In my book that’s PLENTY to never want to hear about the guy again much less reelect him. Right? I mean, why would ANYONE want to reelect this guy? You’d have to be a total shithead to want to have this guy back in office to continue doing what’s he’s been doing from day one: FUCKING AMERICA IN THE ASS. Pretty nice, huh? Remember 5 years ago? Lewinski-Gate? Bill Clinton has an affair with an intern and all fucking hell breaks loose. Everyone (well, Republicans mostly) called for his public beheading because he got a BJ. But George W. Bush can bomb a country based on a bold-faced lie, kill tons of Americans doing so, and not be held accountable? Why? Because you’ll be labeled unpatriotic? Called a terrorist? Be lobbed in with the “evil-doers”? Let me tell you a little secret: George W. Bush and pals are the real evil doers right now. 
I sick of it all. I’m done. People don’t hate America’s freedom. They hate the fact that America has done nothing but bully. That’s how we’re perceived. We’re the Biff of the world (please see ‘Back to the Future’). And that can only go on for so long. One day a Marty McFly is going to come around and bury us in horse manure and knock us out in one punch. It’s time for a change. Now and forever, ANYONE that votes for George W. Bush to be reelected is a complete and utter shithead. Period. You’re telling the world that you want a cold, moronic, power hungry asshole in power. It’s shows that you could give a rat’s ass about how many of our troops die in Iraq and Afghanistan. Shows that you care less how many INNOCENT Iraqis or Afghanis die. Shows that you’d rather America be perceived as the ultimate world bully. It shows that you yourself are someone that supports inequality. That you think it’s ok for a world leader to be illiterate. It also shows you don’t care about your children. George W. Bush doesn’t give a fuck about your kids. George W. Bush doesn’t give a fuck about your family. George W. Bush doesn’t care about this country. HE CARES ABOUT HIMSELF AND HIS FAMILY'S FINANCIAL INTERESTS. I hope some of you have an ounce of decency left in you to do the right thing here. Hoping for a change tonight. 
This image is titled "Man of Leisure, King George" and was painted by my good friend Kayti Didriksen. It even gotten a little attention, everywhere. |
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