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Friday, December 31, 2004

I do like me some boobies!

Felicity Fey has one of the nicest natural racks I have ever seen on any woman.

Posted by Matt @ 11:23 AM |

Saturday, December 25, 2004

Christmas Eve 2004

Me, Christina, and the kids all wore matching Christmas jammies. I signed a present to my daughter from "One bad-ass mafuckin elf" (she can't read yet). My sister-in-law and her man gave me a framed version of this which now hangs in the living room for all to see. My mother actually likes it.

Hey. I don't make this shit up.

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.

Posted by Matt @ 2:42 AM |

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Inspired by the “Top” lists Mr. Dorman has been doing, I give you moments in film that gave me severe stiffies.

So, yeah.

Cat People (1982)

Ah, Nastassja Kinski. There I was at 11 or 12 years old, leafing through every Super TV magazine looking for nudity in the listings and man if her name didn’t come up a lot. I remember asking my parents for permission to watch it (among other movies that also had nudity in the listings) and them giving the ok. I wonder, in retrospect, if they knew exactly WHY I was asking. My parents weren’t stupid.

Anyway, I remember watching and being completely turgid for the whole damn movie. Sick to my stomach turgid. The movie had everything I could have ever dreamed. Horror. Cuss words. A story that involved incest. And lots of nude women! Kinski was so hot. She made so much of an impression on me that I’m sure it contributed to my love of women with short hair.

The movie also had a nude scene by the wonderfully red-headed Annette O’Toole (now doing ‘Smallville’). I loved her complexion and her breasts were so gorgeous.

Posted by Matt @ 4:39 PM |

Sunday, December 19, 2004

And in the "someone has waaaaaaay too much free time department"...

You know, sometimes I do wish that my wife had a dick (especially one THIS big) so we could do some kinky role-playing, but alas, it's not to be. Unfortunately, we were blessed with the parts that we were given. And although we sometimes wish we could reverse our roles in the bedroom, we do a good job at working with what we have. We're also comfortable enough with ourselves that a website poking fun at us doesn't do more than evoke a few laughs. However, I do not think that us laughing is what the author of 'Man Faced Christina' intended. Still, I wish whoever it is the best of luck with his or her agenda.

I suppose that it's flattery in a way. After all, isn't it better to be talked about than to not be talked about?

Right.

And before I forget.

Whoever it is that created said website knows me, or knows someone that knows me. Personally. I've never revealed where I was employed, nor where I went to school, except to those who know me or work with me. What your motivation is, I don't know. But I DO KNOW that you're a coward.

And speaking of cowardly...

I think "Tobias the Dragonslayer" aka "James" from last posts' comments needs to remember that Haloscan tracks IP addresses. Thanks for the kind words.

More to post on Monday I think. In the meantime, I have decided that Helen Mirren is still a fox after however many years. I was just sitting there watching a few minutes of 'Calendar Girls' and I realized I was looking at the same actress that appeared in fucking 'Caligula'! A quick Google brings up THESE and a visit to one of my favorite websites gives me THIS and THIS.

Posted by Matt @ 1:34 AM |

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Ask and ye shall recieve...

For Chef, who was apparently thinking the same thing my wife was thinking. My apologies for the graininess of the photo. Although not the sharpest, it still shows off one my wife's best ASSets.

Ok, that was lame...

Posted by Matt @ 1:04 AM |

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Um...WOW.

If THIS GIRL'S ASS doesn't give you a mean stiffy then there's something really wrong with you (read: you're GAY). I'm (seriously) unable to get up from my desk and walk around because at this very moment I am quite obscene in the trowsers.

Drooling...