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Monday, March 28, 2005
It's Monday again. That means that I will get together with this guy at about 8PM and work on this. I realize that most of you haven't a clue as to what this is, so I'm going to tell you. Some other time. The interesting thing about tonight is that this other guy will be joining us, participating, and giving us feedback. Holy shit. That's means three crazy bloggers are going to be in the same room together for an evening. Group sex will no doubt be a part of the festivities. In other news, The Mary Anne Haikus are going "bye-bye". Partly because I'm not keeping up with them, but mostly because no one seems to give a flying rat's ass that they're even there. Throw in the fact that the muse for my poetic emotives [a] doesn't like me, [b] doesn't like the haikus, and [c] is not the least bit touched by my obvious affections; and we have a clear case of "why bother?". Not sure when I'm actually going to kill the site, but it will be quite soon. So download, print, laugh, cry, wretch, etc. while you still can. Thursday, March 24, 2005
A brief pron review! Devil's Films 2004 It's quite simple really. One girl, Ariana Jollee (no relation to Angelina), takes on 65 guys and let's all of them shoot their loads in whatever orifice they happen to be in at the time. Then she'll launch into a big production and let it all ooze out. This film was pretty damned nasty. It starts off like your normal gang-bang affair. She's sucking off a bunch of guys. They're all copping feels. Mad foreplay. But it becomes a little intolerable when each guy decides to ram their cock down this girl's esophogus. I'm sure it was planned, but every time a guy slammed into this girl's throat there'd be this high pitched (and really goofy) "glug glug glug" sound followed by a wretching gag. It didn't so much turn on as it did repell. The wife and I were totally fine with the one girl taking on 65 guys scenario, but the sound effects icked us out a bit. That and the fact that she squirted (read: pisses everywhere) when she'd "cum". Right. Not my cup of tea either. Things got hazy here as the wife got down in front of me to give me a little TLC. I think I blanked out. Then I was having some really good sex with the wife on the couch, and then with her on all fours in front of the couch, and then I think I screamed "Who's your deranged pervert uncle?!?". And then I blanked out again. Ariana Jollee was taking on three guys at once when we turned it off. I guess the movie was ok. Movie rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars (3.5 if there was no peeing) Sex with the wife rating: 5 out of 5 stars CLICK HERE to read the first chapter of Neil Gaiman's upcoming novel 'Anansi Boys'. It's quite good. And funny. And fucking awesome. THIS appears to be very good news for bloggers. Let's all breathe a sigh of relief and flex our 1st Amendment rights more. In celebration I'll simply say: "George Bush is a Nazi!". More evidence that people in Florida are on crazy pills. Florida Republicans want to make it possible for students to sue professors who are teaching something that goes against their personal religious views? Fuck that. And since I care, Terri Schiavo may finally have a shot at shuffling off her completely wrecked mortal coil. That is, unless Jeb "My bro is the President" Bush tries to flex his power. (Can anyone tell me why it was never viewed as a conflict of interest having Jeb Bush Governor (read: IN CHARGE) of a swing state during a Presidential Election that included his brother as a candidate?) Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Pussy Pictures! Hot damn I love diversity. What does yours look like? (My wife's is definitely the second one down. Totally.) Monday, March 21, 2005
ONE For some reason I really needed to see this today, but this brief clip just whets the appetite, doesn't it? Being the kinky little bitch that I am, I've always been intrigued by incestuous sexual situations. I've scoured the earth for real incestuous lesbian porn, but what I've found is slim pickings. There's the above clip. Another clip floating around the internet that shows the two really enjoying it (click here to watch, but have a few tissues handy. You're welcome. Mac users may need to download an alternate media viewer like VLC) and an x-rated film made in the early 70's called 'Teenage Twins' (WAY too much 70's bush which hinders any erectile tissue from stiffening). That's it. End of list. Don't bother with any of the other porn out there right now that boasts twin hotties having hot sex. They aren't having hot sex with each other. They are merely in the same room, sucking off the same guy. LAME. I'm desperate for more, though. So if anyone reading this knows where I can get more, please please PLEASE give me an email or leave a comment. I must see more incestuous lesbian twins getting freaky with each other! TWO And now I want to talk about Terri Schiavo. "Wtf?" you say? "Wtf" indeed. I was flipping through channels in bed last night and paused at MSNBC (or some other shitty "news" station). There were Schiavo's family, talking to the camera about how they want to save Terri's life by putting her back on a feeding tube. The problem? Terri Schiavo's been clinically brain dead for something like 15 fucking years! 15 YEARS! The other problem? Now the Federal Government is involved with it. The "Terri Schiavo Bill" was put into effect by George W. "I could really use a line right now" Bush who stated "I will continue to stand on the side of those defending life for all Americans, including those with disabilities." George? Terri Schiavo's been dead for 15 years! No brain activity. No response to outside stimuli. Dead. Expired. Gone. I don't want to really get into the spiritual side of things here, but if that poor woman has a soul, shouldn't we do her the favor of removing the feeding tube or anything else keeping her alive so that her spirit can properly depart? In fact, wouldn't it be even nicer if we went and busted good old Dr. Jack out of prison so he could take care of the problem immediately and make up for those 15 years of POINTLESS hospitalization? I think so. Go back and read that Bush statement, ya'll. Reversing Roe Vs. Wade is next. Think I'm paranoid? We're already regressing by replacing evolution with creationism on the SATs in some states! Also, after reading that just ONE FUCKING SENATOR could have postponed this Shiavo Bill madness, I quickly wrote my senators (Mikulski and Sarbanes) and told them where they could stick my vote when it was time to re-elect them. Fucking pussies. THREE On the lighter side of things, I went out to dinner on Friday with three hot chicks. My wonderful friends Kayti and Liz and their friend Stacy. I got drunk. I flirted. I tried to get Stacy to come back home with me for some hot three way action with the wife. No dice. But I tried. I am, however, receiving topless photographs from someone calling herself "Britney Spears". The photos do not show her face, but do show some rather nice naked cleavage. No. Sorry. Not sharing. Go get your own. Friday, March 11, 2005
 I dragged Mr. Barnes to The Recher Theatre with me to see The Upwelling last night, and even though we were late to the party, got to see them belt out a few new tunes. I really have to say I was floored by how good this band is live. Aside from being tight and in the zone, these guys just emitted this amazing energy that you couldn't get away from. Shit. This is a three piece band that manages to create a wall of sound so inviting, that you have no choice but to stop, listen and surrender yourself to it. This is a band that knows how to write songs and convey simple nostalgia and emotion. All without any sort of pretense. And through it all showing a general love for what they are doing. Already part of Virgin Recommends (and the first unsigned band to ever be part of this), I have a feeling The Upwelling are going be thrust upon the mainstream very soon. For those who wish to hear them, they stream their current EP and a number of live tunes at their website. You can also purchase said EP for a mere $6. Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Two books I cannot wait to devour.  
Sunday, March 06, 2005
Some fucker gave me a cold. And it's one that's gotten progressively worse as the days have gone by. My head feels like it's full of cotton and I can't really taste anything. I'm also really fucking tired. If I find out who gave this shit to me they're going to pay handsomely. Fucker. Today I got four new tires put on my car. Got it done at a local Pep Boys. The guy who helped me wasn't so much rude as he was surly. Not a mean surly. Just fucking surly. With me. With Gabe in the service area. With his other coworkers. Everyone. He was so consistent that I couldn't fault him on it. He was being true to who he was. And how can you fault that kind of honesty? And since it's been a while since I've posted some eye-candy, I thought I'd make up for it with galleries featuring a robo-hottie named Karina.  Thursday, March 03, 2005
And just like that, we have a name picked out. And it's perfect. And it's different. And it's beautiful. And it's a secret. So don't ask. Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Well, it looks as if I am physically incapable of siring a male child. The wife and I are having another girl come summer. That means I’ll have three teenage daughters at one time somewhere around the year 2018.  Hear that? That's the sound of every hair on my head turning gray. |
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