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Friday, January 20, 2006
Lessons in chivalry from Christy Palace  So yesterday a girl I know began talking to me about "nutting" (her word) and chivalry. Her point being that men don't take the time to go the extra mile after coitus when wiping their spunk off their partner. She went on to say that it would mean a lot to her if her partner was thoughtful enough to go and get a nice warm wash cloth instead of a dirty sock or the shirt she was just wearing. And believe me I see her point. About the sock. That's just gross.But the wash cloth thing. Isn't that a little high-maintenance? I mean, shouldn't you just be happy he took the time to clean up after himself? Wouldn't it be an even sweeter gesture on your part to simply say "No. Leave it on/in me. I adore your love juices." (Or something to that effect?) Besides, it's supposed to be good for your skin, no? After all, most men don't bother wiping off female juice. We're chill just air drying. And couldn't YOU wipe yourself off for a change? If you've got nut all over you isn't it reasonable to assume that your man has been on his hands and knees for a while trying to show you a good time? Don't you think it's possible he may be tired after firing his load and deserves a little rest? I'm not sure what else to say here. Does anyone else have some thoughts on this? Thursday, January 19, 2006
 Out of the blue, Joshikins from The Upwelling called me and asked if I'd like him to put my name on the guest list for last night's show at the fairly hip and cozy Sonar Lounge in (not really) beautiful downtown Baltimore. I mean, what else can you say to that but "hell yes"? So the wife and I went and had a blast. I espeically liked going to the ticket counter and saying that I was on the list. Cool. We even got there early enough to hang out and chat with Josh for a bit. And he even bought me a beer. On the way to the bar, Josh introduced me to Connor (keyboards), who I kept calling Colin--over and over again. Something I wasn't aware of until Josh corrected me later on. Just a TAD embarrassing. Then again, aren't Colin and Connor interchangeable Irish names? Perhaps not. Perhaps it's the fact that I've had Colin Farrell on my mind ever since I came across his sex tape (a transcript). I don't think I ever really wanted to see Colin's "O-Face". But now I have that image permanently burned into my brain. I mean, why the fuck do women respond to this guy? I guess I just don't get it. Maybe women really love it when they hear "The battery's dead...and so's my cock". How fucking romantic. But I'm getting away from myself... When The Upwelling took to the stage I was more than a little tipsy and actually to the point where I was a bit "dancy"...and I never dance. Too self-concious. Yet there I was. They opened with Diamond Ring and I could literally feel the drums thumping me in the chest. Ripping through tunes like Bridge Above The Valley, The Steps, In Her Arms/Sam as well as some new ones like Pain Is The Way and one that I don't have the title of yet. It was wonderful. An added surprise occurred halfway into the song Sam, when my friend Kayti (who I hadn't seen in months) taps me on my shoulder (christ that girl gets around). I freaked! And she brought HOT friends Chrissy and Erin with her! Well, I thought Erin was hot until she said The Upwelling weren't that good and that I needed to stay for the band We Are Scientists (who did absolutely nothing for me musically). What a bitch. But I did enjoy listening to the second band of the evening: Oxford Collapse. So a good time was had all around for the most part. As for The Upwelling, they rule. They're currently opening for The All-American Rejects on the UK leg of their tour and will soon be doing a good-sized US tour. After that it's back to NYC where they'll be doing a club residency for a while. It's only a matter of time before this band gets signed. And they deserve it. Check out their web site for more info, free music downloads, and a cool jukebox feature with many songs. And before I forget: A big shout-out to this guy who's celebating his birthday tonight. Maybe if he's nice to me I'll let him have sex with the wife and I. Poor guy hasn't been getting any lately. Besides, what are friends for?  Stay tuned. Next week I go to McDoogal's with the wife and some friends to celebrate MY birthday (January 25th). Send me presents or--if you're female--simply offer me sexual favors.Oh, and I've finally written off 'The OC'. So yeah, Josh Schwartz, you can suck my cock. Your show has gone to shit. |
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