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Tuesday, August 28, 2007
I am a Maieusiophiliac. "What?" you say? Read on.  A few weeks ago friend Dan and I were having one of our normal geeked-out conversations about whatever when the topic of Jessica Beal's ass came up. We had recently seen a trailer in front of the new Transformers movie that she was in--an Adam Sandler/Kevin James comedy I've already written off--showing her backside in nothing but a pair of panties. And yeah, she's got a hot body. No doubt."Doesn't she have the most incredible body you've ever seen?" he asked. "You have to admit she has the best body you've ever seen." But something in me just couldn't commit. Yes, her body is great, but it's hard for me to choose just one that's the best. I certainly find hers arousing, but I also find Carla Gugino or even Anna Nicole Smith to be just as desirable. It depends on my mood. (I'd also like to go on record and say my wife has a hot body, too. Er...was I supposed to post some more pictures or something?) "Um. I think she's hot. I'd totally hit it." I said. But I can't just make a blanket statement and say she has the hottest body."  "OK. Who would you do then?" he continued, "Jessica Beal or Salma Hayek?" And I don't mean Salma Hayek now while she's all big and pregnant, I mean Salma Hay--".And then I cut him off. "Dude. I think Salma Hayek NOW is hotter than hot." I admitted. (I don't think Dan was prepared for the answer to his next question.) "Fine. Salma Hayek pregnant or Salma Hayek not pregnant?" "Uh...Salma Hayek pregnant" I said. "Dude, you've got problems." he said, and that was the end of it.  So yeah. The cat's out of the bag. I have a pregnancy fetish.Maieusiophilia (according to Wikipedia) is one form of Pregnancy Fetishism and specifically refers to an attraction to or arousal by others being or appearing pregnant. It also coincides with an affection for lactation. I would say a perfect description of myself. Ever since I was little I was obsessed with pregnancy. Not so much the baby aspect of it, but the changes a woman's body would go through while a baby gestated. Rapid weight gain. Breast expansion. A huge belly. A beautiful, round, big belly. Needless to say I was more nuts about my wife when she was pregnant. I even have nude photos of her at 9 months, ready to pop. One hangs on my bedroom wall. And yes, I LOVED when her breasts filled with milk. While I didn't breastfeed as much as the babies, I totally got my fair share. Breastmilk (my wife's of course)=delicious. Now, is this fetish all-encompassing and all-consuming? Of course not. I love women of all shapes and sizes. Period. But I'd be lying if I wasn't a bit more drawn to those sexy mommies-to-be (and my God is there a hot blonde who kid goes to my daughter's school). For those of you wanting to see a little more pregnant hotness, check out these photos of the gorgeous Peta Todd. And for good measure here's a few pics of actress Maggie Gyllenhaal breastfeeding somewhere in NYC. Labels: breast feeding, Jessica Biel's ass, lactation, Maggie Gyllenhaal, maieusiophilia, Maieusiophiliac, Peta Todd, pregnancy fetish, sexy mommies |
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