Not that any of this should be a fucking surprise. Still, I don’t think porno is really to blame for our fucked-up economy.

WTF? I got stuffed in lockers, spit on, and tripped in the hallway repeatedly. I couldn’t even bring myself to talk to a girl. Didn’t even kiss one until I was 16. This 14 year-old kid got to repeatedly bang his hot teacher. Further proof there is no God.

Parents are quoted as saying as they are “unhappy about the behavior”. I say they should be feeding that boy some steaks. Lucky bastard.