Not sure I have the words, but there are lots of boobs in the trailer so I’m going to have to see this eventually. Wow.

My favorite band lives there. It’s further north so I’m assuming their summers aren’t like the surface of Mercury. Oh, and the world’s largest population of bisexual women live there. Awesome. Sold. Where the fuck is my passport?

WTF? I got stuffed in lockers, spit on, and tripped in the hallway repeatedly. I couldn’t even bring myself to talk to a girl. Didn’t even kiss one until I was 16. This 14 year-old kid got to repeatedly bang his hot teacher. Further proof there is no God.

Parents are quoted as saying as they are “unhappy about the behavior”. I say they should be feeding that boy some steaks. Lucky bastard.